Alright I am not talking about the red carpet for the Oscars or the Grammys, I am talking about the Award's Ceremony I just attended here on campus. First - who are all these people?? I thought it was only about me - moving on.
I guess I have watched one too many episodes of What Not to Wear but if either Stacy or Clinton were here on campus we would have to bring out the portable defibrillator. In no particular order (and what I can remember) here are the worst of the worst.
First to the gentleman that got on stage with his winter jacket on - there is a reason we had a coat rack at the reception area. You looked like some homeless guy that wandered in off the street - no offense to any homeless people.
Second, I am not sure who told you that brown pirate boots are cool but they aren't and they are especially awful when you have grey flannel slacks tucked inside.
Third - sweetie Value Village just called and they are missing a midnight blue crushed velvet top and matching ankle length skirt.
Fourth -I am not sure who told you that wearing a paisley chiffon handkerchief skirt and clunky boots looks good but it doesn't!!
I guess by now you can tell that I was bored and had nothing better to do that figure out blog fodder.
I also have two honorable mentions. First to the manager that wore the short skirt with dark hose, actually short skirts shouldn't be worn when you are over 50 (and your legs aren't that great). And if you do, best when you are standing like that on a podium to keep your legs together somewhat. The other is to the female that received her 25 years of service -- frankly for the whole time I have known you its more like 25 years of sullen miserable bitchiness and would it kill you to smile for the camera.
Now for the sake of being honest I looked (I really looked) to find any pictures of me in a fashion disaster and there are none because I
destroyed them all dress to perfection at all times.
Oh and for interest sake it was for my 15 years of service - Cue Applause!!